Setting the Bar Low

I’m inspired to write down some New Year’s resolutions…primarily by my friend Dan, who has resolved not to miss an episode of “The Jersey Shore”.  But also by an e-crush who grew an ironic mustache for his friend’s New Year’s Eve wedding, and resolved to shave off his ironic mustache.

Here goes:

  1. I’ll wear clothes to work.  What I slept in the night before can still count.
  2. I’ll water my plants when (a) I remember, (b) they turn yellow, or (c) they grow a pair and ask for what they need.

Feel free to make suggestions or add your own resolutions in the comments section.

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