Public Service Announcement
In “Before He Cheats”, Carrie Underwood is NOT singing:
I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into His LegacyShe is singing:
…. Carved my name into His leather seatsIt took me a while, but now that I figured it out, the guy never did seem like the Subaru-driving type.
Nope, that would be the lesbian version.
Hey! I drive a Subaru!
I know, I know. I’m an Honorable Mention lesbian.