Since I can’t deal with the douchebaggery that is Pat Robertson, I must Mad Lib him. Here, you try:
“Something [past-tense verb] a long time ago in Haiti, and [plural noun] might not want to talk about it,” Robertson said during a(n) [noun] on the Christian Broadcasting Network.
“They were under the [body part] of the French … and they got together and swore a pact to the [noun].
“They said, ‘We will [verb] you if you’ll get us free from the [nationality]’.”
“True story. And so the [same noun as line 2] said, ‘okay, it’s a [noun].’ They [past-tense verb] the French out.
“The Haitians [past-tense verb] and got themselves free … ever since, they have been cursed by one [noun] after the other.”