I’m inspired to write down some New Year’s resolutions…primarily by my friend Dan, who has resolved not to miss an episode of “The Jersey Shore”. But also by an e-crush who grew an ironic mustache for his friend’s New Year’s Eve wedding, and resolved to shave off his ironic mustache.
Here goes:
- I’ll wear clothes to work. What I slept in the night before can still count.
- I’ll water my plants when (a) I remember, (b) they turn yellow, or (c) they grow a pair and ask for what they need.
Feel free to make suggestions or add your own resolutions in the comments section.
i will let the dogs out. if it is not too much trouble to get up out of the recliner. i may even let them back in. maybe
i will feed my cats once a day. i may change their litter twice a week, but only if they poop on the floor to remind me.
i will change my baby’s diapers right away when they are poopy; if they are full of pee i will change them when it is convenient for me.
I will eat ice cream.
Glad I could inspire – I also resolved to eat more bacon cheeseburgers in 2010.
I’m inspired by everyone’s lofty goals. I’m going to add to my list:
3. I won’t beat my dogs. Except sometimes Redford when he really deserves it.
4. I might have a baby in 2010, but I probably won’t.
5. I will eat the shit out of some ice cream and bacon cheeseburgers.