I Got Mad Jokes

1. What did the zero say to the 8?

“Nice belt.”

2. What did the 1 say to the 7?

“You got bangs!”

3. Two fish swam into a concrete wall. One fish looked at the other fish and said, “Dam.”

2 thoughts on “I Got Mad Jokes”

  1. mushroomwalks into a bar. bartender says we don’t serve your kind here. mushroom says, why not? im a fungi!

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