*Catchy Title*

January.

That’s the plan.

January 2014 is baby-making time. I’m gonna order some of Mr. Happy Pants‘ seed, put my legs up a wall, and think of England.

Or maybe I’ll go out on New Year’s Eve, get wasted, find some rando who seems to have a fair-to-middling IQ, have unprotected sex, and cross my fingers.

(JK, MOM. Condoms r gr8! I <3 protected sex!)

(JK, DAD. I’m a virgin!)

It occurs to me that, if I’m going to blog about this process, and of course I’m going to blog about it, the series should have a name.

Something catchy like:

Single Gal Makes a Baby

or

And Baby Makes Two

(Never mind—just Googled that one, and there are two novels, a documentary, a feature film, episodes of both ER and Three’s Company, and a smug column in the Wall Street Journal with that title.)

Maybe instead:

Fool’s Errand

(What am I doing?!)

Whoever comes up with the best title for the series wins a prize. A really good prize, like brunch or something.