This is why, when people ask what “my type” is, I say funny and smart.
If Reggie Watts asked me to marry him today, I’d be all, “Siri! What time does city hall close?!” And then I’d remember I don’t have an iPhone 4S. Hopefully, he’d have one, or else I’d have to look it up on Google, and that would take a minute, and maybe in that time he’d change his mind. :(
Also, I just remembered it’s Sunday, and city hall isn’t open on Sunday, so I need all of you to get ordained right now, and keep your phones set to loud on evenings, weekends, and holidays, on the chance that I meet Reggie Watts and hornswoggle him into marrying me.
I wonder if he put those pants on and had a collapsation of the sensation of the mirror of the memories of which reminded him to go out and purchase bigger pants before his next show.
Ha! I think those pants, like everything else he does, are entirely improvised.
I’ve seen him make shit up live impromptuly 3 times. I do think he has a lady love. I can’t remember if she was beautiful but I do think she was striking. Which isn’t to say that we don’t all dream that we might possibly still have a chance with this kind of genius.
Oh, yeah, I mean he’s wearing a wedding ring in the video. I’m just fantasizing.