DOUBLE FEATURE: Stitch Fixes, Part 15 & 16

Your fashion-challenged Avid Bruxist! She is back with another–er, two more Fixes! My ass is behind! My behind is behind! (Read Part 14 here, and follow the links for previous posts.) Kate, as always, was my loyal fashion handmaiden. As far as I’ve come in my fashion journey, I

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Stitch Fix, Part 14, Wherein Kate Shirks Her Duties, But It’s Mostly OK

Your fashion-challenged Avid Bruxist, she is back with another Fix! (Read Part 13 here, and follow the links for previous posts.) I’m getting the hang of things, you guys. Or at least, sometimes I know when something is a total no, like these jeans* which were wrong

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Stitch Fixing, Part Unlucky 13

Your fashion-challenged Avid Bruxist! She is back! With another Fix! (Read part 12 here and follow the links for previous posts.) My fashion coach Kate was not visiting for this one–boo hoo hoo hoo–so I had to rely on her textual healing. First up were some olive

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Stitch Fixing, Part 12, Now with Sassy Poses!

Your fashion-challenged Avid Bruxist, she is back with another Fix! (Read part 11 here, and follow the links to previous posts.) Kate, my fayshun guru, was HERE, you guys, LIVE AND IN THE FLESH. As I’m sure you understand, it was imperative that Kate and I see

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Stitch Fixing, Part 11, with SATAN’S ABOMINATION

Your fashion-challenged Avid Bruxist–she is back with another Fix! (Read part 10 here, and follow the links for previous posts.) As I haven’t slept in over a year, I’ll be using the Lazy Girl’s Guide to Fashion Blogging for this post. Step 1: Engage a fashion-conscious friend

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Stitch Fixing, Part 10, or Ladies Ladies Please

YOUR FASHION-CHALLENGED AVID BRUXIST! SHE IS BACK! WITH ANOTHER FIX! (See part 9 here, and follow the links for previous posts.) Before we get into all the clothes-horsing, let’s address some other aspects of my attempt not to devolve into Frumpmom: (1) Thumbs down: I’ve been negligent in the

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The Avid Bruxist Fixes Her Stitches, Part the Ninth, Including Literally the Worst Pants in the World

Hello, gorgeous babies! Your fashion-challenged Avid Bruxist is back with another Fix. In fact, I’m one behind, so look for Part the Tenth shortly. (See parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.) First off, a blouse very similar to one I got in Fix

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The Avid Bruxist Fixes Her Stitches, Part the Eighth, or The Whiskers Doctrine

Hello, smoochies! Your fashion-challenged Avid Bruxist is back with another Fix (see Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7), and SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP! Read on. Good news/progress–I am accessorizing more these days. But when I saw this, I was unsure: Who you gonna call? KAAAAAAAAAATE! She told me to

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The Avid Bruxist Fixes Her Stitches, Part the Seventh, or #thatsnotaknifeTHISisaknife

Hello, lovers! Your fashion-challenged Avid Bruxist is back with another Fix. (See Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.) First up, a shirrrrrrrt. I like this shirt. Cool pattern, or possibly upholstery on Granny’s couch pattern, what do I know really. Also, I feel like Kate would

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