Hello, smoochies! Your fashion-challenged Avid Bruxist is back with another Fix (see Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7), and SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP! Read on.
Good news/progress–I am accessorizing more these days. But when I saw this, I was unsure:
Who you gonna call? KAAAAAAAAAATE!
She told me to try it on with something I’d wear it with. Uh…
Then we had this little number:
My take:
Kate’s take was slightly more emphatic: “A lumberjack’s worth of no.”
I like blazers in theory, but rarely in practice, and this one:
Meh.
This shirt was very silky and comfy but had a heinous embroidery and lace combo about the neck and shoulders:
Kate said she couldn’t see the design in the picture, so I took a close-up:
I was like, “Ugly, right?”
See? It’s important to consult experts.
Then came the jeans (which I’d have to have hemmed, natch). I knew Kate would be anti-, because of the whiskers, but they were comfy, so I asked if there was anything else offensive about them:
She said they flared. I told her they were boot cut. She said, “Boot cut works if you’re wearing cowboy boots… Are you Marco Rubio?!”
I continued, “BUT I NEED JEANS.” Stomp stomp stomp.
Then she made me question my whole fayshun edjucayshun:
And I told her I wasn’t sure of anything anymore, that she had indoctrinated me against whiskers. She said they’re “no one’s friend” but that feeling good in something is more important than rules.
Is it though?! I need rules to cling to!
Vote, my lovers! Keep necklace? Keep jeans?
Also, use this link to try Stitch Fix for yourself because if you do that, they’ll give me a $25 credit, and I’ll keep posting these silly blogs about it. (I don’t get no monies for posting. No opinions have been swayed by monies.)
Stay tuned for future Fixes!
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