Retrobruxist Friday 1/25/13, Now with Poontang Management

Three years ago I had twenty-one readers. Not sure how many I have now, but I’d say it’s at least twenty-nine. If you’ve never commented, leave your girl a comment! Let your voice be heard! (Seriously, if you don’t know me, and you don’t mind saying, I’d love to know how you arrived at my little corner of the internet.)

I went on a second date with Billy Joel two years ago, which led to a discussion of poontang management in the comments section.

Nowadays, if he insists, I do let the dude pay, but I tell him I’m treating the next time. And when I say ‘nowadays’, I mean ‘in the last year but not since the Dutchman debacle’, because actual-nowadays I’m avoiding every thought of dating, filling all emotional holes with dogs, and seriously contemplating single motherhood.

I was irrational a year ago. I KNOW. HUGE SURPRISE.

Happy Retrobruxist Friday, y’all.