Then he married Dpanie and Shaved

Cleaning up my desktop and just found comics (remember Peguses and Athena’s Birth?) that I never posted. Sorry about that. Remedying the situation now. The first is Oliver‘s (click for bigger):

In case you can’t read his handwriting, and Zeus knows I often sure as Hades can’t, following is the transcript.

Zeus and hera had a baby had named hermes (PUSH!!!!)

But the baby escaped (COME BACK here)

and stole apollo’s cows (moo!)

apollo got mad and went looking for them (MOO!)

he got mad at hermes for stealing the cows (wait. I have a Idea)

he traded a musical instrument for not getting hit (awesome; strum strum)

then he traded more music for the godness of herdsmen (staff for music?; deal!)

then, for his slyness, zeus promoted him to be the 12th olympan god (you [???] go to olympus; your true talent will be realized; you shall be the 12th olympian god)

Then here’s Daria’s:

Apollo was the son of zuea and he was god of the sun.

A lot of people love Apollo four who he was.

Apollo thogth he wa better then ever one.

Apollo’s symbol was a snake.

At least one Roman writer. Horace in his Carmen Saeculare. 

Apollo saw a grl name Dpanie and fell in love with her [She misspells ‘girl’ but not ‘Carmen Saeculare’.]

Then he married Dpanie and shaved