It’s amazing how much cleaning I can get done when I’m having last-minute company. In half an hour, I tidied the desk, wiped down the kitchen, cleaned the bathroom, took out the recycling, and swept and skated on Clorox wipes. Even changed the sheets! Rowr.
Just kidding.
Not about the sheets. About the getting some.
There’s a billboard on 85 that says, Every 28 minutes, an NC teen gets pregnant. Every time I drive by it, I think, “Man, those teens are getting so much more action than I am.”
I saw that same billboard on Monday. It is the South, so I guess it doesn’t surprise me.
i read this as csa and couldn’t figure out where the vegetables came in.
The question, Joe, is how many of those teen pregnancies are you responsible for?
Margo, ha ha!
Thank goodness only NC teens get pregnant!
I know, right?