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Day: January 3, 2010

Platform Bananas, Revisited

Public Service Announcement

In “Before He Cheats”, Carrie Underwood is NOT singing:

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into
His Legacy

She is singing:

….
Carved my name into
His leather seats

It took me a while, but now that I figured it out, the guy never did seem like the Subaru-driving type.

Posted on January 3, 2010Author avidbruxistCategories Uncategorized2 Comments on Platform Bananas, Revisited
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