Kate “The Ginger Menace” n’ Megalu gave me another makeup tutorial on Friday, and this time, like good pedagogues, they had me do the work myself. Their standards were real high, but they conducted themselves with patient, loving guidance. Now I present it to you! (Spoiler alert: I’m not very good at it.)
After our session, Kate and Meg pulled things out of my closet and made an outfit for me. Turns out I apparently DON’T KNOW HOW TO DRESS MYSELF EITHER. They’re going to give me clothes lessons and go shopping with me. How to Dress Yourself for the Nearly-Forty-Year-Old tutorial vlog forthcoming, I’m sure.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sigh. smacked in the face. you are gorgeous.
Pyamples! Pyamples!
Kind of an Ozzie Osborn final product–especially with the crazy tooth-smile. I dig it. Face-smackin’.
Did you just say I looked like Ozzie Osborn? Brother, I will *cut* you.
and then, UP!
Well, this is reminding me of something out of the 60s when the dark eyeliner all around the eye was fashionable: My father asked me what had happened to my eyes. I said, “nothing–why?” He said, “You look like you got two black eyes somewhere.” Every time I see someone with this look, I have to repress the urge to say the same thing. (Is that a conditioned response or what?) But you do look beautiful!
I laughed. WITH you. Not AT you.
It’s OK, Matt — I laughed at me.
Ellen Degeneres, watch out. This woman has you beat as a make-up model.
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