Just got home. Some friends and I rented a cabin up in the mountains for the weekend. We hiked. We hot-tubbed. We had a good time.
Saturday we went into the tiny town of Chimney Rock. Recently I lost an earring from my favorite pair, and shortly thereafter, one from my second favorite pair, so I was hoping that there would be some artsy-craftsy stores selling silver jewelry.
I didn’t find any, but I did find these items for sale.
[UPDATE: To be clear, these photos were taken in ninedifferentstores. Some of my friends thought this was one magical shit-store, but no. All the stores in Chimney Rock are shit-stores.]
Breakfast syrup. Put it on your breakfast.Ingredients 1, 2, 3, and 5 are sugar.Bargain at any price.For the decorative skull enthusiast.Native-themed home decorations, Looney Tunes statues, and Coca-cola polar bears all in one convenient location.So many groups to offend, so little buckle collection board space.Often I find paintings of wolf heads or horse heads and I say, “I would buy these, but they’re *not printed on a piece of wood*.” Well.A banjo-themed suncatcher… *shaped like a banjo*. Meta.Ha ha! Gun violence is hilarious.I.Gtfo. That’s not a bench press. That’s a weighted push-up.You know, for enlightenment.In case you can’t read the hanger, it says “Hillbilly Brief Case”. /Hilarious./I’m not sure what offends me more, the kitsch or the lapse in parallel structure. Wash your hands or you might get Jesus!
