Intravenous Online Gambling in Florida

I was starting to get lots of spam posted in the comments section.  And although I appreciated being offered Accutane, Florida health insurance, Cialis, online gambling, and intravenous Tramadol, all in one convenient spam, it was getting kind of annoying to have to delete sometimes 200 comments a day.  So my BOYFRIEND set up a recaptcha thing—you know, where you have to type in a couple of curvy words before you post a comment to prove that you’re a real person.  If you’re a frequent commenter (Hi, Margo! Hi, Deborah!) and that’s annoying to you, let me know and I’ll have my BOYFRIEND uninstall it.

My BOYFRIEND also set up some analytic stuff, so I can see how many people are visiting the site.  (Turns out, I already had some analytic stuff that I could look at, but I didn’t know what it was.  And anyway, the stuff he installed is better.)  For example, I now know that I’ve had 517 unique visitors this month for a total of 2,119 visits, and the average visit is 290 seconds long.  It’s also telling me something about 7,679 pages and 13,141 hits in February…I don’t know what that means.  But how exciting, right?  Pretty bar and line graphs!

So, anyway, what’s new with you?

Me, I have a boyfriend.

I [Stir-fry] Myself

Joined Match.com today. OKCupid was not cutting it.

Sometimes, just for shits and giggles, I like to play Mad Libs with the dudes’ profiles.

“You want somebody that: treats you like a [dolphin], [swiffers] you, has a money paying [monkey], won’t embarrass [your cat], [screams] charge, makes you [speak Arabic] and will listen to your [rotator cuffs] but not fix them.”