Author: avidbruxist

Confession: My Celebrity Crush

I’ve never been one of those girls who gets celebrity crushes.  I mean, except…

macchio…of course. But honestly, who DIDN’T?

That being said, I’ve got it bad, man.

kitsch_taylor12_jpgAnd I’m a little creeped out with myself, to be perfectly honest.  Because I’m not really crushing on Taylor Kitsch, 29, Canadian actor.  I totally have the hots for Tim Riggins, the character he plays on NBC’s “Friday Night Lights”.  Riggins plays fullback for the Panthers.  Which is a football team in Dillon, Texas.  A high school football team.  (shudder)

I mean, I guess I can’t be blamed.  He’s smoky and surly and a little greasy and sweaty all the time; he drives a big, black truck; he and his brother live on their own; he drinks a lot of beer; he beats the living shit out of other men (boys?) every episode.  But if I went into my bedroom and found Tim Riggins sitting there silently, like one of the cheerleaders did, I think my clothes would have spontaneously unraveled into a pile of cotton-blend thread on the floor.  INAPPROPRIATE.  I KNOW.

It’s official.  I’m a dirty cougar.

Anybody else out there want to share their celebrity crush?

I [Stir-fry] Myself

Joined Match.com today. OKCupid was not cutting it.

Sometimes, just for shits and giggles, I like to play Mad Libs with the dudes’ profiles.

“You want somebody that: treats you like a [dolphin], [swiffers] you, has a money paying [monkey], won’t embarrass [your cat], [screams] charge, makes you [speak Arabic] and will listen to your [rotator cuffs] but not fix them.”

Why I Do My Job

Nadia-note

Dear Ms. Scott,

You are the best teacher in

the world!  And you ALWAYS will.  I love

how you teach us.  I always understand

what you mean because you explain it

to use [sic] in a way that you would under-

stand if you were a kid our age

learning it.  Also I love the activities

that we do!  So when we have a test

about it we will remember the activit-

y and then we will remember the

things, which leads to a good grade!

I can’t wait to see Violet!  But I

can wait with the EOG’s.  I’ll always

remember you!

Your student,

Nadia