Hello, lovers! Your fashion-challenged Avid Bruxist is back with another Fix. (See Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.)
First up, a shirrrrrrrt.
I like this shirt. Cool pattern, or possibly upholstery on Granny’s couch pattern, what do I know really. Also, I feel like Kate would say it “hits” me in the “wrong spot”, BUT NOBODY ASKED YOU, KATE. (Not related: Kate, call me–I have a question.) Also too, lookee:
Bet you weren’t expecting that! I wasn’t either, but I yike it. Just have to (a) leave my hair down, or (b) make sure my bacne is under control on days I wanna wear it.
Next a simple black V-neck (and V-back!) shell:
Good for work or play! Dress it up, dress it down, belt it, cinch it.
These jeans were comfy:
…so I was hoping Kate would say keep ’em, but instead she said, “Boyfriend cut?” And I was like, “OMG SORCERESS HOW DO YOU KNOW JUST BY LOOKING.” She said boyfriend cut jeans were for people shaped like Posh Spice, which one could debate that I am not.
It’s OK though because they had deliberate rips on the right leg, and I just don’t dig pre-disastered jeans.
They could probably send me one of these infinity scarves every Fix, and I’d keep it:
But then, what is this, like, Crocodile Dundee chic or something?:
I thought maybe it was just because I hadn’t zipped it up.
Would accessorizing help?
I couldn’t figure out what was wrong with it, so I asked Kate. She was like, “It’s too big for you.”
OH! Gah, sometimes I still don’t get it.
Hey! Use this link to try Stitch Fix for yourself because if you do that, they’ll give me a $25 credit, and I’ll keep posting these silly blogs about it. (I don’t get no monies for posting. No opinions have been swayed by monies.)
Stay tuned for future Fixes!
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