Tinkerbell in Space

I found this coloring book in my childhood home in a closet, a closet that I think was the one my mom used for stockpiled future gifts.

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Trippy. Why is Tinkerbell wearing a hot pink snowsuit, and where’s Peter Pan?

I don’t know the answer to the first question, but [SPOILER ALERT] the answer to the second is, nowhere to be found. He don’t even enter into it. Maybe this is after she emigrates from Neverland.

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Sure it would be fun, but what the fuck does Tinkerbell have to do with it?

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Well, study hard, and hope to god we’re still funding NASA when you’re of age.

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Or that, sure.

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That bunny is skeeving me out.

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Hey, my sister had those sleeves on her Junior Marshal dress.

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Space/acid, tomato/tomahto.

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Fluffy and Skeevy the Rabbit have the same eyes.

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Is it me, or are these the world’s most boring coloring pages?

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Yeah, I don’t think pet space helmets have to be airtight.

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That’s not what Tinkerbell looks like.

This is what Tinkerbell looks like:

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And she’s fickle and jealous and sassy, not whatever innocuous middle-school cheerleader she’s repped as up there.

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Sure, King Goodnik of Robotron.

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The fugly palace.

IMG_6546Where’s the cat?

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Wait, but they’re both queens.

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Srsly tho, what did they do with the cat?

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I remember going on the monorail around Disney. I thought it would be like another ride. I thought wrong.

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They also invented the sweet mullet/visor combo. And the bacon coffee-stirrer.

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Their planet is a volleyball.

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Those jobs being playing Etch-a-Sketch and Pong.

IMG_6554 That robot has a heart-shaped mouth.

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Oh, shit! UNION.

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That building doesn’t look great to me. It looks like a normal fucking building.

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“But they wouldn’t stop fucking whistling.”

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“Moreover, our pet shrews were distraught despite their snazzy pajamas.”

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“Not even bacon-stirred coffee could rouse them from their beds.”

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“Their Members Only jackets are of little comfort.”

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Destroy them!—who the fuck cares? They’re robots! And THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!

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Now the dog’s missing too.

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Is that COBOL?

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Ohhhhhhhh.

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Tinkerbell. Made moonbeams disappear.

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Their feather-dusting got mad weak, son.

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That robot sucks at everything.

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Disk Drive. Get it?

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AW NOW YOU FUCKED UP, ROBOT.

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That plant’s all, “WTF?”

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“Stop that androgynous child! He-she stole my Casio keyboard! How will I play the Axel F Theme with a bossa nova beat?!”

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Robo-schadenfreude.

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And to insult the very idea of fashion.

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Haters gonna hate.

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I bet cake from Robokroger tastes just like cake from Kroger.

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Wouldn’t want to overstay their welcome.

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There by spacesuit, return by cloud—got it. But hey, at least the robots didn’t eat Lulu and Fluffy.

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Shit, that house does look cozy.

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Another dream? This was all a dream? What a fascinating plot device that’s never ever been used before.

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Mother started having kids when she was 11.

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I feel like we all learned a lot here.

 

23 thoughts on “Tinkerbell in Space”

  1. Which one is Fluffy and which one is Lulu? I realize there are lots of issues here, but that’s the one that really bugs me. I don’t know why.

  2. I see only one major flaw with this story… SKYNET would have never let Tinkerbell and the meddling kids take over like that. Too unbelievable for me.

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