Sorry About All the Protected Posts

I’m kinda working through some shit. Don’t worry. You’ll get to read every last juicy detail in my tell-all memoir.

In the meantime, remember you can check out my other blog, the Fat CrossFitter. I’m equally ridiculous over there, just with a lot of numbers and stupid vocabulary like “metcon” and “snatch-grip deadlift”. What even.

And I installed a comments plug-in, but then I didn’t know how to see the comments?, but then I totally figured out how to do that too so we can chit-chat! I’m pretty much a computer programmer now. Larry, Sergey, don’t let the-boon-that-is-me slip through your fingers.