Cooking for Dumbs: How to Make Lunch

Today you’ll learn how to make All Your Lunches for the Week on Sunday morning.

Step 1: Go to Whole Foods and buy

Eighteen bucks, and it comes with

Step 2: In a Pyrex dish with a lid, place

Cover with lid.

Step 4: Repeat until all ingredients are distributed. As you do,

Step 3: Divide the health

Note: Don’t dress the health. Even the morning of, because

Step 4: For Friday’s lunch, you’ll just have to improvise since, while you were cooking, you got hungry from all the lesbian dancing the previous night and ate one of the portions for breakfast.