A week ago, my buddy Kathleen called and asked if I wanted to be in a video she was thinking of making. She gave me the run-down, and I said yes, absolutely.
After reading the script, I thought through my costume options and decided on jean shorts and white tank top. Also, as luck would have it, I had just done my once-every-three-years bra shopping at Target and replaced the blue one (that Redford had chewed on in 2010 but I continued to wear) with a leopard-print number. (Hahahahaha. Leopard-print.) Perfect for under the white tank top.
I picked up a soda from Burger King, piled my hair on top of my head, and met Kathleen on the “set” Monday afternoon.
I had someplace to be 45 minutes later (a date!), so we needed to get it done, but the other actor, who was going to film my part and vice-versa was late. Kathleen, who is not at all scared of strangers which I don’t understand because I’m scared of all strangers and also most of the people I know, saw a guy coming out of a house a few doors down and said, “Would you mind filming this for us?”
And, naturally, the guy was like, “Sure! I’d love to.”
He was cute. His name was Alejandro. Kathleen asked him later and he said he was straight and single.
I digress! Anyway, here’s Kathleen’s Sal Roker’s breaking report that homosexuals might actually be human beings: