For some godforsaken reason, I ordered seven boxes of Girl Scout cookies this year. And that simple act blew New Year’s Resolution #5 all to shit. What is it about those damn things? I know people say, “It’s ’cause they’re only available once a year.”
Bullshit.
The kinds I like are
Well, guess what the Keebler elves make and provide to my local Kroger year-round?
And guess how much they taste like their Girl Scouty counterparts?
Exactly. They taste exactly like Girl Scout cookies.
So why was I eating five Caramel Delites every afternoon on the way to the gym? And then a half-sleeve of Thin Mints after. Seriously, like I couldn’t have them any day of the damn year.
I don’t know, but I took every last cookie to school yesterday and gave them away to my students. I feel so much better.