Thank you for your business. We regret to inform you that the words you requested are currently on back-order with our supplier. We expect them to be ready to ship within a few days, or possibly never. In the meantime, we’d like to offer you these alternate words:
“It was coming on to dusk by the time he turned into the allée of ancient water oaks. Three-quarters of a mile long, there were over a hundred trees on either side, like deposed gods from some old pantheon, brooding wrongs the wider world had moved on from.” -David Payne, Back to Wando Passo
Hopefully, these words will tide you over and not make you never want to write again because you’ll never come up with something that good.
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If you’d like to change your order, there are eleventy-five billion blogs on the internet better than this one.
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Hmmm…he’s pretty good.
sometimes – ships have sailed :)
I don’t know what this means.
Even your writer’s block is funny!
it was a dark and stormy night –
“there are eleventy-five billion blogs on the internet better than this one”
…. I think not!
Thanks for the encouragement, friends (and for the writing prompt, Margo).