Name a character or type of character who might show up in each of the following genres.
Historical Fiction: Able ham lincoln
Mystery: Bad gay (from one of my English Language Learners—g-a-y would be pronounced “guy” in Spanish)
Fantasy: Huge, pink talking cat
Yes, on all counts.
ABLE HAM LINCOLN! yes! i love him! doesn’t he have his own holiday? something involving pork products? wa wa waaaaaaaaaa
Pretty sure he signed the Emancibacon Proclamation.
(hangs head)
oh, amy. bad bacon jokes? how the mighty have fallen.
Is there such a thing as a bad bacon joke? Really?
(OK, there’ll all bad bacon jokes.)