Not a side of sadness.
I ate a whole bunch of kale. And I don’t mean “a whole bunch”, like “a lot”. I mean a whole BUNCH of kale. When you buy a bunch of kale at the grocery store, how many people is that supposed to feed?
Actually, who cares? It was delicious. I dropped some on the kitchen floor and shouted, “Five second rule!”
And I live alone.
In related news, I broke my heart
