Why My Sister Is My Best Friend

Me: I still don’t feel good. I haven’t been to the gym in three days, but the Workout of the Day is run a mile, row 2,000 meters, run another mile.

Wa: Sometimes you gotta say—

Me: —fuck the WOD.

Wa: That sounds like something—

Me: —you should do in the privacy of your own home—

Wa: —with a committed partner.

4 thoughts on “Why My Sister Is My Best Friend”

  1. I wish there was some sort of font which would convey a Trudy-Harris-southern-accent, so people would know how to read “we have ESPN”.

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