Reader Margo asks
my friend says the economy is going to collapse and i should buy silver coins and hide them under my bed. but my bed is on the floor. what should i do?
The Avid Bruxist answers
No worries. Here’s what you do: purchase in equal amounts silver coins, gold bullion, euros, yen, yuan, pounds, and Kuwaiti dinars. Send them to me. There is room under my bed. You know my address.
That goes for all of you.
this is margo writing on nina’s computer. you sure took a long time to answer, AB. too late. we bought a bedframe and are now sleeping in the basement. next time answer in a more timely fashion.