I Love You, Too

One teaching practice I put into place after reading that article that pissed me off was to check for understanding more frequently and broadly.  The way I do this is, sometimes, I ask a question and reach into a can with all the kids’ names on popsicle sticks.  The student whose name is drawn has to attempt to answer the question, AND the stick goes right back in, so the kid is equally likely to be called on again.  (I’m not a hard-ass.  If they don’t know the answer, I acknowledge some part of their response that has value.  And I don’t do it all the time—just after I’ve taught a lesson, before independent practice, when I want to make sure they got the concept.)

This practice has made me realize exactly how much stuff my students are not getting.  It’s a lot.  What an eye-opener for me.

Well, Friday, amidst my plethora of valentines, I got this one from Chang-sun:

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Ms. Scott, can you please read MY name on the stick even if it is not mine?  Because I really want to announce some of the answers in the math time.  Oh, and happy Valentine’s Day!  I hope you have a great Valentine’s Day with your family.

He Eats Them and DEVELOPS PARALYSIS

I told the kids to try to incorporate some of the vocabulary words we’ve been learning into their writing entries.  The result sounds a little like Mad Libs.  (Vocabulary words are in all-caps.)

Here’s the prompt:

On this day in 1894, Hershey’s Chocolate Company was founded.  If you were asked to create a new candy product, what would that product be?  Include the ingredients, the candy’s name, and the kind of packaging for your new product.

You remember Janie, right?

If I made my own kind of Hershy chocolate, I would make up of course…you can probably know already, cheesecake*! Even when I only just write it I can imagine it!

Hopefully when I make it, lots of people would be ACTIVE in working on it. Maybe, someday cheesecake Hersheys will be famous. Some day, my chocolate will be EXPOSED!  Maybe people will even CHERISH my chocolate! That would be so cool. To make this famous, I don’t care what to do! I will go through CONTRACTS, just to make people very EAGER for more chocolate.

When it gets famous, I will RECITE a big speech about my chocolate! Maybe, when my chocolate gets famous, I will too. Hopefully I won’t get too rich, that I will get too MODEST! Now I am feeling to PESSIMIST! I got to go! Then I will start being DRAMATIC!

*Janie writes about cheesecake in almost every entry.

I don’t believe you’ve met Viraj:

If I were to make a candy product it would be called the “Addicting Chocolate Caramel Apple”  The wrapper would have an apple walking GRACEFULLY at his kingdom and his men SCURRYING about. He is DISMAYED with his men. Then, there would be caramel and chocolate each carrying a part of the word addicting joining together, and ABRUPTLY falling on the king. The king is FURIOUS. He orders them to be served for dinner. He eats them and DEVELOPS PARALYSIS.

And then, of course, there’s Cody, who’s been smoking that reefer again:

I am going to make first candy.  First candy make you do write from wrong and It tells you what to do 1 than 2. The ingredients are a graded test with 100%, and a bettle next a green leaf and then some soft snow and some hard snow. Also you will need ten marbles and a birth day cake that says first candy says you have all the ingredients. Now you just need 20 purple crayon and fire.

Um.

My Life Has Become Unmanageable

I think it’s time I came clean about Redford’s drinking problem.

He totally binges.  He gets too full and burps, and out comes a torrent of viscous nastiness onto my floor.

He also has a substance abuse problem.  Both Redford and Violet do.  The substance is poop.  Last week, I took the beasts to the park when it was slushy and raining because I knew no one would be there and I could let the dogs off the leash.  They ran around like crazy people, fording rivers, leaping from embankments, chasing vermin, and munching on the excrement of various woodland creatures.  After a little more than an hour, I put them in the car—hadn’t gone 10 feet before I heard YORRRKK from the way back.

Redford had puked.

Puked poop.

In the back of my car.

Ftw.

S-M-R-T

Susan Engel said in her New York Times op-ed, “Playing to Learn” (2/1/10), what I would have said if I were smarter.  Here it is:

THE Obama administration is planning some big changes to how we measure the success or failure of schools and how we apportion federal money based on those assessments. It’s great that the administration is trying to undertake reforms, but if we want to make sure all children learn, we will need to overhaul the curriculum itself. Our current educational approach — and the testing that is driving it — is completely at odds with what scientists understand about how children develop during the elementary school years and has led to a curriculum that is strangling children and teachers alike.

In order to design a curriculum that teaches what truly matters, educators should remember a basic precept of modern developmental science: developmental precursors don’t always resemble the skill to which they are leading. For example, saying the alphabet does not particularly help children learn to read. But having extended and complex conversations during toddlerhood does. Simply put, what children need to do in elementary school is not to cram for high school or college, but to develop ways of thinking and behaving that will lead to valuable knowledge and skills later on.

So what should children be able to do by age 12, or the time they leave elementary school? They should be able to read a chapter book, write a story and a compelling essay; know how to add, subtract, divide and multiply numbers; detect patterns in complex phenomena; use evidence to support an opinion; be part of a group of people who are not their family; and engage in an exchange of ideas in conversation. If all elementary school students mastered these abilities, they would be prepared to learn almost anything in high school and college.

Imagine, for instance, a third-grade classroom that was free of the laundry list of goals currently harnessing our teachers and students, and that was devoted instead to just a few narrowly defined and deeply focused goals.

In this classroom, children would spend two hours each day hearing stories read aloud, reading aloud themselves, telling stories to one another and reading on their own. After all, the first step to literacy is simply being immersed, through conversation and storytelling, in a reading environment; the second is to read a lot and often. A school day where every child is given ample opportunities to read and discuss books would give teachers more time to help those students who need more instruction in order to become good readers.

Children would also spend an hour a day writing things that have actual meaning to them — stories, newspaper articles, captions for cartoons, letters to one another. People write best when they use writing to think and to communicate, rather than to get a good grade.

In our theoretical classroom, children would also spend a short period of time each day practicing computation — adding, subtracting, multiplying and dividing. Once children are proficient in those basics they would be free to turn to other activities that are equally essential for math and science: devising original experiments, observing the natural world and counting things, whether they be words, events or people. These are all activities children naturally love, if given a chance to do them in a genuine way.

What they shouldn’t do is spend tedious hours learning isolated mathematical formulas or memorizing sheets of science facts that are unlikely to matter much in the long run. Scientists know that children learn best by putting experiences together in new ways. They construct knowledge; they don’t swallow it.

Along the way, teachers should spend time each day having sustained conversations with small groups of children. Such conversations give children a chance to support their views with evidence, change their minds and use questions as a way to learn more.

During the school day, there should be extended time for play. Research has shown unequivocally that children learn best when they are interested in the material or activity they are learning. Play — from building contraptions to enacting stories to inventing games — can allow children to satisfy their curiosity about the things that interest them in their own way. It can also help them acquire higher-order thinking skills, like generating testable hypotheses, imagining situations from someone else’s perspective and thinking of alternate solutions.

A classroom like this would provide lots of time for children to learn to collaborate with one another, a skill easily as important as math or reading. It takes time and guidance to learn how to get along, to listen to one another and to cooperate. These skills cannot be picked up casually at the corners of the day.

The reforms suggested by the administration on Monday have the potential to help liberate our schools. But they can only do so much. Our success depends on embracing a curriculum focused on essential skills like reading, writing, computation, pattern detection, conversation and collaboration — a curriculum designed to raise children, rather than test scores.

Well Played!

Yesterday, my sister and I were walking around the park near my house.  She had her three young’ns, I my two hounds.  The ground was really slushy, but for the first time in days, the sun shone in the sky, and I felt comfortable walking in my yoga pants and hoodie.  A few folks had the same idea as we did:  kids scampered up and down the play structure and squealed; a woman speed-walked on the paved loop; and three skateboarding high-schoolers stood yakking in front of the water fountains.

I was only somewhat aware of the teens, until I was loading the dogs up into the back of my car.  I had my back to them when I heard one of them say, “Look at that FAT ass.”  I turned to see him staring at me, smiling, with bright eyes.  Another of the boys took off on his skateboard, yelling, “My DICK wants to be in THAT.”

So here’s what I did.  I shook my head, gave them a withering look, and said, “Pathetic.”

Wait, no.  I walked over and excoriated them with Shakespearean insults.

No, no.  That’s not it.  I beckoned sexily to the first speaker, only to knee him in the balls, grab him by the hair, and smash his skull against the picnic table.

Oh, wait.  No, I remember.  I didn’t say a thing, maneuvered my body around my car such that I was out of their line of sight, went home, and binge ate.  That’s right.  That’s what I did.

Sexy Grammar

Another word about prepositions, because I know that’s what really drives the traffic to my site:

Why do we Americans insist on adding one where there needs be none?  I mean, I understand a preposition’s use with verbs like get, make, or take.  But it baffles me when people say things like, “Let’s reflect back on our week.”  Doesn’t reflect already mean ‘look back’?  Can’t you just say, “Let’s reflect on our week”?

Same with refer.  Just refer.  Don’t ‘refer back’.

Or another one, ‘continue on’.  How else would you continue but on?