Yesterday, my sister and I were walking around the park near my house. She had her three young’ns, I my two hounds. The ground was really slushy, but for the first time in days, the sun shone in the sky, and I felt comfortable walking in my yoga pants and hoodie. A few folks had the same idea as we did: kids scampered up and down the play structure and squealed; a woman speed-walked on the paved loop; and three skateboarding high-schoolers stood yakking in front of the water fountains.
I was only somewhat aware of the teens, until I was loading the dogs up into the back of my car. I had my back to them when I heard one of them say, “Look at that FAT ass.” I turned to see him staring at me, smiling, with bright eyes. Another of the boys took off on his skateboard, yelling, “My DICK wants to be in THAT.”
So here’s what I did. I shook my head, gave them a withering look, and said, “Pathetic.”
Wait, no. I walked over and excoriated them with Shakespearean insults.
No, no. That’s not it. I beckoned sexily to the first speaker, only to knee him in the balls, grab him by the hair, and smash his skull against the picnic table.
Oh, wait. No, I remember. I didn’t say a thing, maneuvered my body around my car such that I was out of their line of sight, went home, and binge ate. That’s right. That’s what I did.
was i that much of an ass as a teen? i wonder.
and I’m sure they went ‘home’ to their back alley and huffed a few million more brain cells out of existance. It’s bad enough that their brains don’t finish growing till 25, but when you subtract all the substance abuse damage, there’s not much left.
poor little assholes. imagine what great relationships they’re going to have with women!
Nothing wrong with a fat ass!
You’ve the most impressive websites.
Thank you for your post. I really enjoyed reading it, especially because it addressed my issue. It helped me a lot and I hope it will also help others.
How can I find out more about it?
Sustain the excellent work and producing in the group!
Great content! Super high-quality! Keep it up!
Shoutout to James Jernigan for his insights on this topic. Check him out!
Thank you for writing this post. I like the subject too.
Can you write more about it? Your articles are always helpful to me. Thank you!
I have observed that in old digital cameras, exceptional sensors help to maintain focus automatically. The sensors of some digital cameras change in in the area of contrast, while others utilize a beam of infra-red (IR) light, especially in low light. Higher specs cameras oftentimes use a mix of both techniques and may have Face Priority AF where the digital camera can ‘See’ your face while keeping focused only on that. Thanks for sharing your notions on this web site.
Your home is valueble for me. Thanks!?
Somebody essentially help to make significantly posts I’d state. That is the very first time I frequented your web page and up to now? I surprised with the analysis you made to make this particular publish incredible. Wonderful task!
It? exhausting to search out educated individuals on this topic, however you sound like you recognize what you?e speaking about! Thanks