You may not know this about me, but I love dogs. I know! We all have our secrets.
Last weekend I had my two babies, plus Barley, their best friend who is sorta transgender AND Katie the Beagle Dog, who weighs about 15 pounds and has Cleopatra eyeliner. Barley had to go home, but for this weekend, I still have Katie the Beagle Dog AND Moby, a skinny, neurotic Shepherd mess who belongs to a former student of mine. He’s so sweet and crazy! I yub him!
My student and her mom and brother dropped Moby off this afternoon, and for about fifteen minutes, it was a cacophonous tumble of canine greetings. When the family left, I was pretty sure I could still make it to the gym by 5:00, so I quickly peeled off my work clothes. I had my workout pants and socks on when I heard a knock at the door. I figured Moby’s family had forgotten to give me his leash or something.
Now there are women in this world who can go braless. Alas, I am not one of them. It’s really unpleasant for all involved parties. But I thought, I’ll just sorta hide behind the door, and threw on the first thing I could get my hands on: a holey, old, too-tight, no-longer-totally-opaque T-shirt. I turned the locks and peeked around the door to find two Mormon missionaries smiling at me from the stoop.
I said, “I’m just running out to the gym,” but then one of them proffered a card, which I had to reach around the door to take. That was the moment Redford decided he needed a better look at his new friends so he bashed the door open with his body. I stood there in all my braless, partially see-through glory.
Those poor boys. I wonder if they reconsidered the whole “mission from God” thing at that point.
baaaaahahahahahahahaha! I so needed that right now. Thank you! Hilarious! I’ve walked downstairs completely naked before forgetting the front curtains were open. Oops. I also take Isis outside to pee sometimes just wearing underwear. I really think working in the hospital has stripped me of all modesty
I dunno, if I’m knocking on a door passing out tracks and some random stranger comes to the door and frees dem titties, that would probably reaffirm whatever religious journey I fancied myself taking.
go, kyle
Frees dem titties… Classic
Yes, Anna C, but 9 out of 10 men approve of *your* walking around naked, and the other one is gay. That’s statistically true.
I don’t know, Kyle. Maybe you should go canvass some neighborhoods and see if anything shakes your religious foundation.
who cares about the titties, i wanna hear more about this dog you think is a tranny.