I just read Othello. (It counts as reading it if I watched the movie with the subtitles on, right?)
By far, best quote: the outburst “Goats and monkeys!”
I’m gonna be saying that all the time now.
What’s your favorite Shakespearean, or non-Shakespearean, expletive or insult?
“Shut the front door.”
http://youtu.be/WFoe3wYvFUA
True Apothecary, thy drugs are quick!
it’s a toss-up between “thou cream faced loon,
and What? you egg!
favorite shakespearean stage direction from winter’s tale- exit, stage right, followed by a bear.
amy, you egg! no posts since the 20th? have you been taken up, thou cream-faced loon?
Margo, goats and monkeys! It’s only been two days!
Get thee to a nunnery!
Hamlet sure was an ass to Ophelia….
A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a
base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited,
hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a
lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson,
glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue;
one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a
bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but
the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar,
and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I
will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest
the least syllable of thy addition.
son and heir of a mongrel bitch — DAMN!!!!
AND with worsted-stockings!!! DAmn!
That’s cold, Bruce. Worsted-stockings? Ice cold.