It Happened

Disturbance in the Force

And I felt all right, you know. They’re Calvin Klein (thus reasonable quality, I guess? I don’t know these things) and made of stretchy fabric, so they’re comfortable. And the way they felt, the way they fit, I kind of found myself strutting around like Sandy at the end of Grease, when she’s got all that skin-tight business on.

But looking in the mirror/at the picture…

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my torso sits atop twin ice cream cones.

I just don’t dig the shape—so very narrow at the ankles, and so very expansive at the child-birthers. It looks like, if I put my feet together, everything would get wicked precarious wicked fast. The tiniest tectonic movement, and I’d be supine. (Especially in my super-cute, red leather wedge sandals [that, like every other pair of heels, make my feet lose all feeling for 2-5 days].)

This fayshun stuff is hard. (My first-world problems are so hard.)

But the important thing is I’m making progress, right?

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10 thoughts on “It Happened”

        1. Oh yeah, you should know each other: Monica, this is Margo, chef, poet, YA novelist, lesbian. Margo, this is Monica, playwright, novelist, bisexual, speaker of her mind.

      1. Well, you do look a little weird because you have a terrified look on your face…but you look hot in the jeans.

  1. Seriously, you’re rocking those skinny jeans. You are so *fit* and exude confidence. So there.

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