I find misheard lyrics (probably inordinately) funny and believe that Gavin Edwards compiled his books specifically for me. Thus, I have to share my own most recent from the Coldplay show last night…
He sang: You thought you might be a ghost.
I heard: You’re touching my beagles.
My husband had a friend who thought the name of the the band, “Hall and Oates” was “Haulin’ Oats.” I kinda like that better.