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Tag: dinner

Let Me Rephrase That

Margo: What would you like for dinner?
Me: What do you want to make me?
Margo: A lesbian.

She also wants to make me her goatherd, and no, that’s not a euphemism.

Posted on September 7, 2009September 9, 2012Author avidbruxistCategories Cookin', Datin', RandomTags dinner, goatherd, lesbian, wordplay1 Comment on Let Me Rephrase That
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