He Eats Them and DEVELOPS PARALYSIS

I told the kids to try to incorporate some of the vocabulary words we’ve been learning into their writing entries.  The result sounds a little like Mad Libs.  (Vocabulary words are in all-caps.)

Here’s the prompt:

On this day in 1894, Hershey’s Chocolate Company was founded.  If you were asked to create a new candy product, what would that product be?  Include the ingredients, the candy’s name, and the kind of packaging for your new product.

You remember Janie, right?

If I made my own kind of Hershy chocolate, I would make up of course…you can probably know already, cheesecake*! Even when I only just write it I can imagine it!

Hopefully when I make it, lots of people would be ACTIVE in working on it. Maybe, someday cheesecake Hersheys will be famous. Some day, my chocolate will be EXPOSED!  Maybe people will even CHERISH my chocolate! That would be so cool. To make this famous, I don’t care what to do! I will go through CONTRACTS, just to make people very EAGER for more chocolate.

When it gets famous, I will RECITE a big speech about my chocolate! Maybe, when my chocolate gets famous, I will too. Hopefully I won’t get too rich, that I will get too MODEST! Now I am feeling to PESSIMIST! I got to go! Then I will start being DRAMATIC!

*Janie writes about cheesecake in almost every entry.

I don’t believe you’ve met Viraj:

If I were to make a candy product it would be called the “Addicting Chocolate Caramel Apple”  The wrapper would have an apple walking GRACEFULLY at his kingdom and his men SCURRYING about. He is DISMAYED with his men. Then, there would be caramel and chocolate each carrying a part of the word addicting joining together, and ABRUPTLY falling on the king. The king is FURIOUS. He orders them to be served for dinner. He eats them and DEVELOPS PARALYSIS.

And then, of course, there’s Cody, who’s been smoking that reefer again:

I am going to make first candy.  First candy make you do write from wrong and It tells you what to do 1 than 2. The ingredients are a graded test with 100%, and a bettle next a green leaf and then some soft snow and some hard snow. Also you will need ten marbles and a birth day cake that says first candy says you have all the ingredients. Now you just need 20 purple crayon and fire.

Um.

S-M-R-T

Susan Engel said in her New York Times op-ed, “Playing to Learn” (2/1/10), what I would have said if I were smarter.  Here it is:

THE Obama administration is planning some big changes to how we measure the success or failure of schools and how we apportion federal money based on those assessments. It’s great that the administration is trying to undertake reforms, but if we want to make sure all children learn, we will need to overhaul the curriculum itself. Our current educational approach — and the testing that is driving it — is completely at odds with what scientists understand about how children develop during the elementary school years and has led to a curriculum that is strangling children and teachers alike.

In order to design a curriculum that teaches what truly matters, educators should remember a basic precept of modern developmental science: developmental precursors don’t always resemble the skill to which they are leading. For example, saying the alphabet does not particularly help children learn to read. But having extended and complex conversations during toddlerhood does. Simply put, what children need to do in elementary school is not to cram for high school or college, but to develop ways of thinking and behaving that will lead to valuable knowledge and skills later on.

So what should children be able to do by age 12, or the time they leave elementary school? They should be able to read a chapter book, write a story and a compelling essay; know how to add, subtract, divide and multiply numbers; detect patterns in complex phenomena; use evidence to support an opinion; be part of a group of people who are not their family; and engage in an exchange of ideas in conversation. If all elementary school students mastered these abilities, they would be prepared to learn almost anything in high school and college.

Imagine, for instance, a third-grade classroom that was free of the laundry list of goals currently harnessing our teachers and students, and that was devoted instead to just a few narrowly defined and deeply focused goals.

In this classroom, children would spend two hours each day hearing stories read aloud, reading aloud themselves, telling stories to one another and reading on their own. After all, the first step to literacy is simply being immersed, through conversation and storytelling, in a reading environment; the second is to read a lot and often. A school day where every child is given ample opportunities to read and discuss books would give teachers more time to help those students who need more instruction in order to become good readers.

Children would also spend an hour a day writing things that have actual meaning to them — stories, newspaper articles, captions for cartoons, letters to one another. People write best when they use writing to think and to communicate, rather than to get a good grade.

In our theoretical classroom, children would also spend a short period of time each day practicing computation — adding, subtracting, multiplying and dividing. Once children are proficient in those basics they would be free to turn to other activities that are equally essential for math and science: devising original experiments, observing the natural world and counting things, whether they be words, events or people. These are all activities children naturally love, if given a chance to do them in a genuine way.

What they shouldn’t do is spend tedious hours learning isolated mathematical formulas or memorizing sheets of science facts that are unlikely to matter much in the long run. Scientists know that children learn best by putting experiences together in new ways. They construct knowledge; they don’t swallow it.

Along the way, teachers should spend time each day having sustained conversations with small groups of children. Such conversations give children a chance to support their views with evidence, change their minds and use questions as a way to learn more.

During the school day, there should be extended time for play. Research has shown unequivocally that children learn best when they are interested in the material or activity they are learning. Play — from building contraptions to enacting stories to inventing games — can allow children to satisfy their curiosity about the things that interest them in their own way. It can also help them acquire higher-order thinking skills, like generating testable hypotheses, imagining situations from someone else’s perspective and thinking of alternate solutions.

A classroom like this would provide lots of time for children to learn to collaborate with one another, a skill easily as important as math or reading. It takes time and guidance to learn how to get along, to listen to one another and to cooperate. These skills cannot be picked up casually at the corners of the day.

The reforms suggested by the administration on Monday have the potential to help liberate our schools. But they can only do so much. Our success depends on embracing a curriculum focused on essential skills like reading, writing, computation, pattern detection, conversation and collaboration — a curriculum designed to raise children, rather than test scores.

What Makes a Teacher Whose Students Perform Well on Standardized Tests?

I just finished reading this article,”What Makes a Great Teacher?”, from The Atlantic for the second time.  Lots of good stuff…yet, at the end, I still feel like punching somebody in the nuts.

Here’s what I’m taking away for my own teaching practice:

  • “[G]reat teachers…set big goals for their students. They [are] also perpetually looking for ways to improve their effectiveness.”
  • “Great teachers…constantly reevaluate what they are doing.”
  • “Superstar teachers [have] four other tendencies in common: they avidly recruit[] students and their families into the process; they maintain[] focus, ensuring that everything they [do] contribute[s] to student learning; they plan[] exhaustively and purposefully—for the next day or the year ahead—by working backward from the desired outcome; and they work[] relentlessly, refusing to surrender to the combined menaces of poverty, bureaucracy, and budgetary shortfalls.”
  • “[O]ne way that great teachers ensure that kids are learning is to frequently check for understanding: Are the kids—all of the kids—following what you are saying? Asking ‘Does anyone have any questions?’ does not work…”
  • And as one interviewee said, “…it’s the mind-set that teachers need—a kind of relentless approach to the problem.”

OK, great!  I like it.  I’m for it.

And at the same time, the article is titled “What Makes a Great Teacher?”

The ONLY criterion used to evaluate teachers as great or non-great is student performance on standardized math and reading tests.  The author, Amanda Ripley, concedes in one sentence out of the whole article that “the data could never capture the entire story of a teacher’s impact”.  Damn straight!  What about the kids’ citizenship? creativity? tolerance? interpersonal skills? self-expression?

I want my students to perform well on standardized tests.  I do.  I think they have value:  they show whether students can read certain materials and answer certain types of questions about said materials and calculate and fill in bubbles.  But if my students have high growth and achievement scores on standardized tests, that makes me Effective at Getting My Students to Perform Well on Standardized Tests.  It does not make me a Great Teacher.