They Have a Dream, Part 2

Remember last year when this happened?

Chloe (I taught her for part of fourth grade two years ago): I have a dream that I don’t get into politics.

I HAVE THE SAME DREAM FOR MYSELF, CHLOE. SAME DREAM.

Tiffeny: I have a dream that America could stick together no matter what happens. Because I heard that China would be ahead of us in 3 years. I say that because If America is below China in economy wise, then everybody would all want to move to China just to say “our economy is better than yours.” then America wouldn’t be such a nice place to live. Because China is much higher in technology than us or any other country. Because all us Americans do is sit down, watch new episodes on t.v., go on vacation, and most of all eat. So that is why they say that China would have a better economy than us in 3 years. So I have a dream that all Americans could cut the laziness out and get to work on a new invention! Study, read more! learn new things, and last, but not least. Have fun! (while your doing work.)

Tiffeny actually has some valid points there.

Vanessa: I dream that my country will be able to live together as one and not fight because of the way we dress.

I didn’t realize that was the cause of all the fighting. I thought it was institutionalized racism and jacked-up income distribution and Republicans not understanding how the female body works and such. The way we dress. Should be easy enough to mend our fractured nation then.

Jennifer: For my baby nephew stop having a bad additude, and his big bro to be good in school. Last but defently not least for my sister in Durham to have a better attidude, along with my mom who needs to stop stressing out so much. PS. By the way it just my hormones I’ma good kid

Marcus: I have a dream that my family will teach my little cousion to not think that everyone will do thing for her.

Jonathan: I have a dream I will be like super man and be able to change in random phoneboths and be in old black & white moives (heehee,funny.). I have a dream that our country will put more money on giving people jobs & more money on education (Ms. Scott your getting a raise! :P). [He drew that emoticon. Not a tongue-out smiley face, but the emoticon for a tongue-out smiley face, sideways.] […] I have a dream that there will no longer be like people canibals like thoughs hobos who wear face paint, kill peoples with knifes and then eat there dead body.

I didn’t know about the cannibal hobo-clowns. Thank you for the nightmare fodder.

Jaclyn: I have a dream that when I grow up this world will be peaceful, the gun shooting will turn into birds chirping. Everyday the insults will turn into kind words the thiefs might turn into businessmen.

I don’t know how to break it to Jaclyn that the reason we’re in this economic mess is because of the thieves that turned into businessmen already.

Ian: I dream that one day my Mom will be able to work with people she likes.

OH, SNAP.

Thomas: When one day I will actually be taller than everyone in this class. […] I have a dream for the world. For when Pangea will be together again.

Jacob: I have a dream that everyday, everywhere they can each sex equally.

I think he meant to insert the word “treat”  between “can” and “each”. But if not, yes, I’m for sexing equally.

Carson: I have a dream that someday I will have a jet pack. That soon abulances will become extinct because People aren’t so stupid.

What a world that would be, if Jennifer’s family had better attitudes, and all Thomas’s classmates were shorter than him, and Ian’s mom liked her co-workers, and people weren’t stupid anymore. And we all got sexed equally.

And Pangea.

I think we’ve all just seen the Promised Land.