Your fashion-challenged Avid Bruxist–she is back with another Fix! (Read part 10 here, and follow the links for previous posts.)
As I haven’t slept in over a year, I’ll be using the Lazy Girl’s Guide to Fashion Blogging for this post.
Step 1: Engage a fashion-conscious friend who is funnier than you in a text convo.
Step 2: Screenshot that shit.
Step 3: Post.
Hmmm, a fashion-conscious friend that is funnier than me… Oh, I know! Kaaaaaaaaaaaaate.
A few days later I got this stern warning from Kate:
To sum up:
- wedding cake shirts, bad;
- patterns, good;
- date night looks a lot like something I do regularly (Wait, am I dating someone? WHO?);
- elastic-waist printed pants are gay-gasp-worthy;
- bad pants can be classified using a snark-to-hate crime bullying scale;
- I need washboard abs, stat;
- it takes two people to do one person’s hair, so just go ahead and give yourself a pass on that; and
- sailor pants are Satan’s Abomination.
If you give a shit about brands and labels and stuff:
- Melbourne lace-overlay knit top from Moon and Sky (sent back)
- McCartney v-neck knit top from Papermoon (kept)
- Hearst cross-back blouse from Papermoon (kept)
- Emer printed cropped straight-leg pants by Margaret M (sent back)
- Siena cropped pants by Kut from the Kloth (sent back)
Hey, please use this link to try Stitch Fix for yourself because if you do that, they’ll give me a $25 credit, and I’ll keep posting these silly blogs about it. (I make zero dollars on my blogs. Keep me in couture, readers!)
Stay tuned for future Fixes!
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