From the kids’ get-to-know-you letters:
Recently I have held a hamster and it has vibrated in my lap. It vibrated because it was scared of all the people.
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Sadly I’m not the only child.
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Hye my name is Tayvar I was born in 2002 not that far from the years. So my family is always respecting me as a child. I really love my family, right now. But this Saturday im going to the beach with my family.
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I also want to own 3 dogs, mostly because I want a dog.
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Another hobby of mine is playing basketball. I am good at it unless I try to play against someone who was taller or faster than me. […] Another job I would like to do is be in the branch of the government that prints money.
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What my hopes and Dreams are that i can go to harverd and to Be a Taxidermist or a artist
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At Niagara Falls I got to see a 3D-4D movie that was lame and you could tell that it was made in the 80’s.
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The only thing I collect is money lots and lots of money.
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my mom is a nice stilish women that is very smart and she was in the magna cum laude. I as in me frances am fun smart and I do silly things and I don’t tell secrets.
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I have a brother named Raymond, I dont like hem.
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I’m afraid of heights, which I use for entertainment on staircases. I also have a very sensetive upper arm and unbent knees.
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Have you played a sport before? If you have, I would personally like to know what sport it is. I hope it is football or basketball. If it’s not, that is ok.
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I want you to know your the best language art teacher ever. I know we going to have fun memories in your class. I want you to know I have to use the bathroom almost every 45 min.
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I have 2 other brothers and 5 other sisters. I have 3 other brothers and sister. I have 1 older brother and 1 younger brother. I have 1 older sister and 4 younger sisters.
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When I grow up I want to become a zoologist or a vet but do it with farm animals. In the future I wish to invent something and run for president and get in the top two but not win.
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So now I’ll dive into my life story. I was born in duke hospital in 2002. I was admired by tons of people. The local time when my mom was given the “ it’s out “ signal was 2:40 PM.
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you’re turly
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P.S. I ABSALLLLLLUtULY LOVE Art
Oh my god these are hilarious!!!!!
You are far too young to remember Art Linkletter and his TV show “kids say the darndest things” but I think it’s time for a revival, in modern media clothing!
Ok, the one with the accolades and then the warning about the bathroom breaks is BRILLIANT. Also, I’d like enlighten the future taxidermist/artist that they are quite often the same thing. Love this post.