Athletic Yet Kinda Smushy in Most Places

Here’s the thing: I’ve seen a few guys on Match that I thought were… I don’t know, interesting? reasonably attractive? legit prospects? And then I scroll down to their preferences:

Slender, About Average, Athletic & Toned

And I’m not slender. I’m not about average. One could argue that I’m athletic, but fuck if I’m toned. I have a lot of jiggly bits.

And I just give up.

Fuck everything.

 

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