“I finally strung the double-unders together. I just slowed down and got 30 in a row, no problem. I didn’t have the energy to go fast. Slow down. That’s what every man I’ve ever slept with has told me, and what do you know? It works with double-unders too.”
Day: May 9, 2011
Love You, M!
A month ago, my friend who is only 37 years old discovered that she had breast cancer. Last week, she tested positive for The Gene. The gene that’s like, “Ohai! Yeah, your def gonna get more cancer, probably in both boobs. And in your ovaries too, just for good measure, so you should go ahead and get all your lady bits removed now.” What a douchey gene.
Through all this ridiculous business, she has been a total badass.
So I made her a little something:
I started with a design from Subversive Cross-Stitch and tweaked it to include woodland creatures AND, as my friend is a CrossFitter, the barbell and kettlebell. Then I found the gaudiest, goldest frame I could find, and voilà!
FUCK CANCER.
(It’s at the gym, M, whenever you’re ready to come WOD.)