Excellent evening at C & K‘s house:
- Shooting hoops with their nearly-four-year-old, who was wearing a button on his shirt that said “Lesbian Mom”.
- Sitting on the screened porch as the thunderstorm blew in.
- Eating a hunk of cow, expertly marinated and grilled to bloody perfection by C.
- Listening to dramatic readings of articles on “The Bachelor” from In Touch Weekly.
Favorite part: I was making up a little Mad Lib using an article about how Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock bonded over their cheating husbands.
Me: Past participle.
K: Flossinged?