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Posted on February 27, 2011April 9, 2015Author avidbruxistCategories Datin'

Your Mom’s Friend Should Join the Circus

I just remembered this interaction from a couple weeks ago.

Taylor: My mom’s friend, she smokes, and she can make smoke come out her ears and her eyes.

Me: (quizzical look)

Taylor: Oh, wait, no, it was her nose.

Posted on February 27, 2011Author avidbruxistCategories Learnin' 'Em KidsLeave a comment on Your Mom’s Friend Should Join the Circus
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