Actual Conversation I Had with My Dogs Just Now

“You guys…

…are monkeys.

…You’re little monkeys!

…You’re little, tiny monkeys.

…Little, tiny monkeys.

…Are you little, tiny monkeys?”

I need a boyfriend.

6 thoughts on “Actual Conversation I Had with My Dogs Just Now”

  1. I doubt a boyfriend will cure such conversations. I have one, and I just said to Annie:
    Are you a puppy?
    Are you a bear?
    Are you a puppy bear?
    Are you a pumpkin head puppy bear?

  2. i agree with sam, i’m afraid. i make up songs for the dogs. deborah only occasionally finds this amusing.
    and i play dog, dog, hedgehog everytime i go upstairs now that lady has placed hedgehog at the foot of the m.

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