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Day: December 4, 2010

The Avid Bruxist Asks

1. How many strips of bacon is too many? In one sitting?

(Please say eleven.)

2. Would it be weird if I bought myself the Omaha Steaks gift package advertised in Newsweek?

(Please say no.)

Posted on December 4, 2010December 5, 2010Author avidbruxistCategories Ask the AB, Call Me Crazy1 Comment on The Avid Bruxist Asks

Truer Words Never Spoken

Taylor, holding up a small Snickers bar: Amy, they call this “Fun Size”.

Me: Yep.

Taylor (pause, blink, head tilt), putting her hands about a foot apart: This is Fun Size.

Posted on December 4, 2010December 5, 2010Author avidbruxistCategories Learnin' 'Em Kids1 Comment on Truer Words Never Spoken
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