A List of Non-food Items Redford Has Eaten

  • my Teva flip flops
  • Mary’s Chaco flip flops
  • director’s chair
  • down pillow
  • Laura’s metal fish garden ornament (?)
  • leashes (4)
  • antique rocking chair from Granny Scott’s house
  • dog beds (2)
  • cat beds (3)
  • the pillow I made in kindergarten with my hands prints on it
  • socks (multiple)
  • Newsweek
  • roll of scotch tape
  • the cat’s scratching post
  • Laura’s basil plant
  • Laura’s Japanese maple
  • blankets (lots)
  • my door mat
  • Laura’s door mat
  • Erika’s brand-new door mat
  • Maxwell the Cat (attempted)

to be continued….