This is my OKCupid Dating Persona:
Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on a romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.
You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.
I don’t know if I agree with all that. Loving, yes. Hopeful, eh. Open, not really. Also, I said specifically that I would not like to carry on a long-distance relationship. I like that the robot thinks I’m genuinely sweet, and not saccharine, but I don’t get “sudden, ferocious crushes”. I wish I did. All in all, I don’t think I trust this quiz.
But maybe I’m just mad that my opposite is The Stilleto: Deliberate Brutal Sex Master.