I swept my house today.
I almost wanted to take a picture of the pile because it was so gargantuan. It was just hard to believe that all that crap could’ve been ON MY FLOOR. I’ve had a similar experience when looking into an “empty” peanut butter jar before busting out a rubber scraper (some weird people call it a ‘spatula’, but that’s what you flip burgers with) and ending up with enough peanuty goodness to make two sandwiches.