Dust Bunnies & Peanut Butter

I swept my house today. I almost wanted to take a picture of the pile because it was so gargantuan.  It was just hard to believe that all that crap could’ve been ON MY FLOOR.  I’ve had a similar experience when looking into an “empty” peanut butter

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Health Schmealth

I guess I just don’t understand how anyone can think that health care is an economic good, to be traded and competed for in the open market. I’m sure there are people out there who don’t believe in social goods at all–that there should be no government-provided

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Poison Ivy.

Even less funny than mosquitoes.

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Beans

I’m always disappointed in the liquid to bean ratio in the La Costeña cans. I mean, I understand that potato chip bags have air so the chips don’t get smashed, but I have a hard time believing that my pinto beans might get bruised in their aluminum

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Loss

Last Saturday would have been Boone’s (albeit, made-up) second birthday. It was harder than I thought it would be. Here’s the letter I wrote to him at three o’clock in the morning, eight hours after his death: Dear Boone, You spent your early childhood roaming a recycling

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Misheard Lyrics

I find misheard lyrics (probably inordinately) funny and believe that Gavin Edwards compiled his books specifically for me. Thus, I have to share my own most recent from the Coldplay show last night… He sang: You thought you might be a ghost. I heard: You’re touching my

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Mosquitoes.

Not funny.

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