SCHOOL’S OUT. SCHOOL’S OUT. SCHOOL’S OUT. Also, I QUIT MATCH.COM. Wahooooooooooooooooo! I’ll have to find my man some other way. Thinking I might build a trap. With all my dating woes, people frequently ask what I’m looking for in a man, and remarkably (considering how generally wordy I am), I’ve never been able to put [...]
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Ran across a blog post today titled Worst End of School Year Mom Ever. I can relate. I think most teachers feel like bad teachers at the end of the year. Main reason: standardized testing. It’s The Worrrrrrrrrrst. Bad for kids, sure, but as I tell the kids: “At least you get to DO something. I [...]
In December 2011, I hear a story on NPR called “Many Women Underestimate Fertility Clock’s Clang”. The subtitle is “Amy Scott, Your Ovaries Are Dying as We Speak”. So I post a new and improved profile on OKCupid, more or less begging for somebody to knock me up. Remarkably, the profile doesn’t work. I go on [...]
June 5. That’s when I cancel my Match subscription. Twelve more days. The only reason I’m keeping my nose above water is my friends. My friends are pretty great. He added, “We are all rooting SO HARD for you.” And I know they are. Dan NJ wrote: Since it’s been at least a month since I [...]
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Here’s the thing: I’ve seen a few guys on Match that I thought were… I don’t know, interesting? reasonably attractive? legit prospects? And then I scroll down to their preferences: And I’m not slender. I’m not about average. One could argue that I’m athletic, but fuck if I’m toned. I have a lot of jiggly bits. [...]
Three years ago, I divulged that I’m a major weenie when it comes to medical procedures. My public inner monologue about sperm donation started two years ago. If you attended the Monti GrandSLAM last month, you got an update. Stay tuned for more on that topic. A year ago, I went on a date with “Mike“. It [...]
I’m genetically a whole lot like my mama. Growing up, everyone always said, “You look just like her!” (which was nice because she’s a good-lookin’ lady). I’d pick up the phone, and they’d start asking about Lamaze classes or some Boone UU function, assuming they had my mother’s ear on the other end of the [...]
An update on ALDCGIDSLCAMF: Mostly it’s just boring prospects like goodchilde [all handles have been changed by the Avid Bruxist, as per uzh], whose last read was Unlimited Power by Anthony Robbins. (He gave it 5 stars.) Or mlc1973 who enjoys “simple things like meals out, day trips, DVDs, and conversations”. (He’s “quite involved with [...]